Hi team. My name is Kole and I’m your newest (and smallest) fan. My mother is a fan and my father is a MAJOR fan. I just wanted to thank you for finally winning a game today. This season was about to become a bust but after today’s win against the Texans, you’ve given us a glimmer of hope. You may remember the letter my mom sent you last year? About how greatly she benefits from a Chargers win? Let’s just say that if my mom’s happy, I’m happy. I not only got to eat my favorite meal of milk and sweet potatoes for lunch, but also enjoyed a nice long nap after the game (my sisters had to stay put for a change and let me sleep until I was good and ready to wake up). Mom and dad were all smiles after my nap and held me and played with me for the rest of the afternoon. Plus I’m pretty sure there are some sweet teething toys coming my way this holiday season. It was a good day team and I owe it all to you.
So thanks Chargers — enjoy your upcoming bye week. And if it isn’t too much to ask, how about another win the following week when you play the Broncos? A win over the Broncos (my Uncle Austin’s team) makes my dad really happy. And when my dad is really happy, my mom is REALLY happy. And there happens to be a shiny new binkie at Babies R Us with my name all over it.
Love, Kole (your newest and smallest fan)