realized just in the nick of time that you were about to brush your teeth with Desitin (diaper rash cream) instead of toothpaste?
had a toilet clog and (after multiple plumbers check it out) discovered that you have a tree root growing in your pipes? And the pipe is right below your kitchen which means your whole kitchen floor has to be torn up? And this is all taking place when you have a newborn and are trying to potty train a 2 year old?
gone to pick up your child’s birthday cake at the grocery store and after putting the cake in the cart your kids tip the cart over on top of themselves ruining the cake and causing a huge mess along with a multitude of tears?
driven your child to preschool only to discover once you get there that she doesn’t have shoes on?
spent hours making a pasta dish to eat later that night for dinner (and several nights after for leftovers) and while sliding the glass bowl it’s in into the fridge dropped it, shattering glass and pasta all over your kitchen? (and then after bawling about it on the phone to your husband he saves the day and rushes home with pizza in hand?)
taken your 2 year old into a public restroom and helped her go potty and gone on and on really loud about “what a big girl she is” only to walk out of the stall and see men standing at urinals and realized a little late that you are in the men’s restroom?
taken the groceries out of the back of your SUV and then closed your garage door BEFORE closing the back door of the SUV? (SCRAPE!)
Have you ever?
Or is it just me.